Kiwi Man

Rather than make a superhero career out of gaining an animal's abilities, Arthur Kern decided to use them to impress the woman of his dreams. Too bad a bunch of people decided they wanted to shoot him before he could get back to her. "But he's got super powers now, so he's fine, right?" Well, considering he gained the abilities of a Kiwi Bird, he's actually weaker than before he got powered up. I'm sure he'll be fine, though, seeing as he's a romantic (he told me to write that).